Sunday, July 26, 2009

A new addition to the Odisha's legislative assembly... shri snakeji (its wise to address the members of the honourable house as 'ji', unless one wants to get dragged in the protocol issues). This is the profile of the new member, It( since I am not sure of the gender) has been living in its constituency 'the jungle' since it burst open through the egg. shri snake ji had a harmonious life back in jungle, it shared a great rapport with the other members of the minority community (lets acknowledge that that animals, reptiles, birds are the 'Minority'). One day it occurred to the community that they must also have a representative, to press for their demands.
The first and the foremost being the enactment of the Forest Rights, as it has been guaranteed to the SCs and the STs by the central government in its last term.
Brainstorming sessions were held deep inside the woods..and finally Snake ji was selected as the MLA. Snake ji because it would not require any reservations for entering the assembly house, it could easily sneak in. Moreover it has characteristics of the 'Majority ' of the politicians of the country, its POISONOUS, it can be highly LETHAL!!!
and yes in its very first day it has 'bit' two of the opposition members!
What a beginning Sirji!

{Recently a snake was found in the Odisha's legislative assembly, and there was a lot of hiss hiss about it...hence the above post is my version of 'the hissing!'}

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Kahani poori filmi hai

I simply love the UP politics...its raw, its dynamic, its lethal and the best part, its the ladies calling the shots. Joshi's remarks has refilled Maya with 'Josh' ! and the new power packed drama is being unfolded every single day.I am not worried about the lows the UP politics is touching, and I am least bothered about the language being used...(as much has been written on it) but what draws my attention is the filmi style of the entire tale.
Mark the 'appatijanak' language used by the congress lady, it seems to be directly lifted from the hindi flicks of the 60's. since the poisonous statements have been delivered, it has put literally everything on the flames. ultimately Rita's house is bearing the burnt of her excess rhetorics.
Thanks to the Maya's boys for delivering the job with utmost perfection!(the two things the BSP cadre specialises the fire and Erecting of their...Goddesse's statues). meanwhile Maya knows her job too, the sardar of the goons has already been rewarded with a plush post in the UP Sugar Corporation. she has also slapped some sections xyz on Rita devi, claiming that the remarks were anti dalit , hence against the SCs, STs ( what a twist indeed) . I understand the statements being anti women...but anti dalit! alas that's the 'maya' of behenji.
Now I am waiting for the almighty judiciary to deliver its verdict and guess what will Rita say when she will be punished " kanoon aandha hota hai".
Thats why I say "kahani poori filmi hai"!!!