Sunday, July 26, 2009

A new addition to the Odisha's legislative assembly... shri snakeji (its wise to address the members of the honourable house as 'ji', unless one wants to get dragged in the protocol issues). This is the profile of the new member, It( since I am not sure of the gender) has been living in its constituency 'the jungle' since it burst open through the egg. shri snake ji had a harmonious life back in jungle, it shared a great rapport with the other members of the minority community (lets acknowledge that that animals, reptiles, birds are the 'Minority'). One day it occurred to the community that they must also have a representative, to press for their demands.
The first and the foremost being the enactment of the Forest Rights, as it has been guaranteed to the SCs and the STs by the central government in its last term.
Brainstorming sessions were held deep inside the woods..and finally Snake ji was selected as the MLA. Snake ji because it would not require any reservations for entering the assembly house, it could easily sneak in. Moreover it has characteristics of the 'Majority ' of the politicians of the country, its POISONOUS, it can be highly LETHAL!!!
and yes in its very first day it has 'bit' two of the opposition members!
What a beginning Sirji!

{Recently a snake was found in the Odisha's legislative assembly, and there was a lot of hiss hiss about it...hence the above post is my version of 'the hissing!'}

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Kahani poori filmi hai

I simply love the UP politics...its raw, its dynamic, its lethal and the best part, its the ladies calling the shots. Joshi's remarks has refilled Maya with 'Josh' ! and the new power packed drama is being unfolded every single day.I am not worried about the lows the UP politics is touching, and I am least bothered about the language being used...(as much has been written on it) but what draws my attention is the filmi style of the entire tale.
Mark the 'appatijanak' language used by the congress lady, it seems to be directly lifted from the hindi flicks of the 60's. since the poisonous statements have been delivered, it has put literally everything on the flames. ultimately Rita's house is bearing the burnt of her excess rhetorics.
Thanks to the Maya's boys for delivering the job with utmost perfection!(the two things the BSP cadre specialises in...lighting the fire and Erecting of their...Goddesse's statues). meanwhile Maya knows her job too, the sardar of the goons has already been rewarded with a plush post in the UP Sugar Corporation. she has also slapped some sections xyz on Rita devi, claiming that the remarks were anti dalit , hence against the SCs, STs ( what a twist indeed) . I understand the statements being anti women...but anti dalit! alas that's the 'maya' of behenji.
Now I am waiting for the almighty judiciary to deliver its verdict and guess what will Rita say when she will be punished " kanoon aandha hota hai".
Thats why I say "kahani poori filmi hai"!!!

Monday, June 29, 2009

Hum hoGAY kamyaab ek din!


All of a sudden all the religious leaders of the country are singing in chorus! this is a spectacular event as this rarely happens in our country. Congrats to the homos....you have been able to generate love and brotherhood among this sect of people and unite them under one roof.
These rabble rousers are up against the recent Delhi High Court judgement of the decriminalisation of the homosexuality. Claiming that the act of homosexuality is unnatural and can have fatal consequences on the moral fabrics of the society, its anti religion, the religious pundits are dead against it....I wonder why these self proclaimed intellectuals disappear when a godhra riots take place, when Barbi is demolished, when women in their communities are tortured under the draconian marriage laws, or when the Kashmir pundits are thrown out of their habitats....is this not anti religion?
The bottom line is.. They make noise for all the wrong things!
There are several layers to this argument ...... first sex has always been an unwelcome topic to be discussed in the public domain .
Second its incomprehensible why the imams or the Islam heads have an issue with the law, as of they do not follow the constitutional law in India. Muslims have their personal law...which anyways doesn't allow homosexuality.
Third ... the judgement clearly states homosexuality is decriminalised only when its between the adults, its consensual and it is in private. It upholds the right to freedom.
The judgement is a landmark one as it depicts that the Indian law is maturing and is moving ahead with the changing times. we can no longer blindly follow the Macaulay laws . lets accept that gays also have the right to live with dignity!
if our society can be comfortable with two men holding guns...it must also be equally comfortable with two men hold hands!






Saturday, June 27, 2009

Why do Men Drink?

Because they have hundred reasons to do so!
girlfried ditched me, M so lonely, no job no mony(then how do u shell out bugs for this damn thing???), friend forced me to (otherwise I only used to drink horlicks..... I swear on my mom), Just wanted to taste it (go to ur kitchen wen ur mom is cooking... she will giv u better things to taste!),for fun(go 2 a childrens park... u will surely hav more of it)and the worst excuse.... I am matured enough to drink!
The question is, does one really require a reason to do so?
somewhere or the other .... in the corner of the heart... people do know that, Drinking is a vice. The only issue is its nevr easy to accept it , but at the same time it is equally difficult to discard it.
so one needs to comfort himself....n here comes the handy excuses!
So If you drink... Be a man enough (though boosing is not a sign of manliness) to accept that I drink because I WANT TO.. CANNOT RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO DO SO! I mean... see Ramalinga Raju was bold enough to surrender...accepting all the forgery ..he accepted he was a thug.. and never gave any explanations for that. { now do excuse me for such a bad example... but really... can find one now... so adjust accordingly}